I am The Engineer. I have a sonic roll of toilet paper and my catchphrase is “What are you up to?”
The Translator. A sonic … ID card?? And catchphrase: “Best life decision.”
The Musician, who uses a sonic cell phone, and whose catchprase is “Ugh I hate this.”
I’m The Teacher who uses her Sonic Kindle, and my catchphrase is, “Woot!” I am very ok with this.
I am the Sales Associate (Why did my mom stop being a librarian, damn it!), who uses her sonic bowl of chili, and honestly almost never text, so I don’t think I have one.
I am the Librarian, I have my sonic Nook, and my catch phrase is “It just has such great character development.”
….that all ties together pretty nicely.
I am the Surveyor, who uses a sonic shoe, and my catchphrase is “no worries”.
I am the Administrator, with a sonic iPhone (win) and my catchphrase is “Did you check tortillas?”
I am the Journalist, with a sonic camera, and my catchphrase is, “By being a dictatorial asshat.”
I am the retired, my sonic thingy (I do not watch Dr Who) is a fume hood, and my catchphrase is “Man I wanna make a twice stuffed baked potato with gouda cheese at some point.”
I am the retired who wields a sonic Nexus 7 (or possibly a pair of glasses). My catchphrase is, “Saw your answer on abortion. Can’t get with it.” (btw, he was against it)
I am The Representative. I travel with my Sonic Remote Control. And my catch phrase is “Love yo face!!!!”
(Source: metaf, via everythingrhymeswithalcohol)